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Come check out my lactose intolerance pages, my lacrosse pages, or my Baltimore Jugglers Association page.

My main bookmarks and my bookmarks that I just keep around so I don't lose them.

My Photo Album

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Weapons
 (a) the Nerf Arrowstorm
 (b) 6 Nerf Arrows
 (g) 3 +1 yellow/black Balls of Juggling
 (h) +1 Tom Kuhn No-Jive 3-in-1 Yoyo
 (p) 3 +1 Clubs of Juggling (weapon in hand)
Armor
 (c) uncursed black satchel (being worn)
 (i) uncursed black jeans (being worn)
 (l) uncursed tie-dye shirt (being worn)
 (m) uncursed tie-dye shirt
 (n) uncursed tie-dye shirt
Comestibles
 (d) 40 uncursed Pills of Lactase
Scrolls
 (q) 10 blessed scrolls of Dilbert
Spellbooks
 (j) uncursed spellbook of Essential System Administration
 (o) uncursed spellbook of Programming Perl
Potions
 (e) 6 uncursed Cokes
Tools
 (f) cursed Credit Card
 (k) +3 PalmPilot
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